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America Demotivational Poster

RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass

TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm, #191728

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm, #162101
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm, #162098

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am, #147828
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm, #141488
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm, #126970
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm, #124172
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am, #123062
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm, #122898
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am, #122571
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm, #122522
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm, #122443
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm, #122401
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm, #122398
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm, #122397
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm, #122391
that caption is perfect

MEMORIAL DAY - Thank you to all who have fallen, and all who have bothered to stand up.

TAGS: memorial day god bless america
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by angus90

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:14 pm, #246919
There are American military grave yards in France from WWI and WWII.
Da5id - January 25, 2013, 1:05 am, #242812
Nice picture, and certainly an American Marine, but appears he's in France. Arlington has the curved stones, not to mention all the French flags. RIP men.

PRISON LIFE - The Last Of America's Middle Class

AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked

TAGS: america intelligence brains stupidity ignorance
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

SethMythrax - July 29, 2012, 6:47 am, #237836
Its a sad World we are living in now days.....
GaryO - July 28, 2012, 9:14 pm, #237815
Yeah, freedom to be stupid is rife here. Still the least worst…. by a huge margin.
RonE - July 28, 2012, 7:23 am, #237765
Don't forget the glorification from uneducated simple minded voters who cannot tell the politicians are playing them like a skin flute in a p***o.
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:21 pm, #237752
Not at all. America though glorifies it in Movies & Songs though.....
mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:45 pm, #237719
hehehe... would you be surprised if isn't the only place?


TAGS: american hunters
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Airman

Krustbag - December 19, 2014, 11:22 am, #258953
There are lots of hunters in Canada too, we are very well armed.
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 7:37 am, #226829
Send This To The Clowns Up In Canada !!.
rerun - January 5, 2011, 7:52 pm, #209224

yeah, sure
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:51 pm, #209223
sorry about caps been up for 2 days 2 young lady friends 1 dressed as reindeer 1 as Bullwinkle dont know who to ride next
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:49 pm, #209222
sorry about the caps been up for 3 days have 2 young ladies over 1 dressed like reindeer the other like Bullwinkle dont know which one to ride next
Faceplant31 - January 5, 2011, 7:20 pm, #209220
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2011, 7:19 pm, #209218
Stop yelling! We can read your senseless comments just fine without the Caps.
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:16 pm, #209216
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 11:26 am, #209189
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 11:23 am, #209188
Kspace - January 5, 2011, 8:51 am, #209184
Guys, seriously, your swear-censor needs help...
Kspace - January 5, 2011, 8:50 am, #209183
If you're actually hunting with the intention of eating the meat and/or using the carcass for something other than crass trophies, sure.
pointer - January 5, 2011, 2:15 am, #209165
I am sure Mr Chan from Hong Kong,living in California has the Defence of switzerland close to his heart? (or maybe his intrests in firearms encouraged him to open a debate on Sig sauer?) of which has little relevance to this poster?
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:58 am, #209164
As I said, once again I do apologise!!! in future I'll only comment on subjects I know very little about?!
AdmiralAckbar - January 5, 2011, 1:44 am, #209162
It's a matter of national security can be taken another way...Just saying
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:42 am, #209161
I do apologise, It was an attempt at humour, Having spent 12 years as a Royal Marine I have worked with "ARMY 95" in the past. the comment was regarding the swiss people wanting to disolve the armed forces!!
Lionel Chan - January 5, 2011, 1:29 am, #209159
Er.. Swiss had compulsory military service - meaning pretty much everyone had used or own a Sig sauer some point in their life. They also had one of the highest gun ownership on the planet.
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:10 am, #209158
Except the Swiss would have had a small pocket knife with a spoon,screwdriver, tin openers etc.
Laoch - January 4, 2011, 11:28 pm, #209153
Same reason why Germany left Switzerland alone.
Donkasaurus - January 4, 2011, 3:39 pm, #209126
These days they would also have to worry about people in the city hanging off their balcony and peppering them with 9mm's lol. love the poster.

TEAM AMERICA - Gives you a complete lesson in arabic


TAGS: america fat food sonic
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by dchman

ISeeRedPeople - August 4, 2011, 2:57 pm, #222432
You left out the bacon! Noob!
440wakeup - August 3, 2010, 10:07 pm, #187620
ANERICA What do we want MORE!! When do we want it? NOW!!
Reality Lord - August 3, 2010, 7:48 pm, #187607


GREATER LOVE... - hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

TAGS: army hero american love courage
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

KniteOwls - February 22, 2013, 10:59 am, #243707
John 15:13 King James Version (KJV) 13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:33 pm, #240676
A Tale Of Two Cities. Charles ***kens.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:27 pm, #240675
Great 5L


TAGS: america europe usa whatever
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:53 am, #219230
What I am referring to "we" and at what we are better will be my secret til doomsday! This is not politifake! ;)
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:06 pm, #219210
A map that finally portray5 my homeland'5 border accurately
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm, #219207
Ditto, but I'm still wondering what they're better at. 5L
rerun - May 26, 2011, 5:57 pm, #219206

well, since I'm American and I live in Texas I gotta say the map looks accurate to me.
vexint - May 26, 2011, 3:33 pm, #219200
you forgot florida i can see that to :P
Airman - May 26, 2011, 12:17 pm, #219190
better at what?
MilDoc - May 26, 2011, 11:59 am, #219188
I just wanna go get a Sparta stamp in my passport! N1, For5eti!
440wakeup - May 26, 2011, 10:13 am, #219184
Why you hating on ITALY,
steph1 - May 26, 2011, 9:35 am, #219183
i sincerely hope by "we" you are referring to europe, right?


TAGS: america africa australia
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by fps_jurvis

Garroth - August 22, 2013, 2:49 am, #248912
That is a map. You're first.
schnell - April 21, 2009, 7:30 pm, #74520
lol @ idiots
compoo - December 15, 2008, 3:03 am, #44449
ha awesome the stupid people that populate the world need to et of the internet or take a look at a map!

THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?

TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm, #246916
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm, #228104
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm, #228103
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one sh** ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm, #179472
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm, #179422
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm, #179408
The ph**o is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm, #179401
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am, #179393
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am, #179391
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am, #179384
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am, #179344
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am, #179343
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am, #179342
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm, #179341
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm, #179340
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm, #179339
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm, #179338
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm, #179336
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive


TAGS: wake up america
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Amren - July 31, 2011, 4:48 pm, #222255
Stocking up on food and ammo. What are you doing about it?
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 2:51 pm, #222252
i feel sorry for the guy in the bottom left corner who has his head up
Reality Lord - July 31, 2011, 8:27 am, #222223

the words are not from the bible but from the founding fathrs of this great nation.
HypercatZed - July 31, 2011, 5:52 am, #222217
Isn't that already in the Holy Bible?
Arvantillian - July 31, 2011, 12:33 am, #222211
stealing this to post to facebook...we the sheeple...love it
rerun - July 30, 2011, 8:47 pm, #222202

yes it is. freedom is never free.
mrsniffles - July 30, 2011, 8:02 pm, #222196
So what are you doing about it?
cain587 - July 30, 2011, 6:50 pm, #222193
when you put this way, it makes me wonder,"Is America really worth fighting for when a enemy military invades us?"


TAGS: team america
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 12:30 pm, #218042
Just love Matt Damon!
forseti - May 4, 2011, 4:45 am, #218022
mmmMMMAAATT DAAAAMOOON! I love this movie!
Bull - May 3, 2011, 7:38 pm, #218011
when politicians succeed we all fail
Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 7:33 pm, #218008

politics smolitics...GO SEALS FTW!!!!!
rerun - May 3, 2011, 7:28 pm, #218007

lets leave the politics out of this. Political commentary belongs on politifake
frankie33 - May 3, 2011, 7:18 pm, #218006
thats true obama succeeded but bush failed

NEVER FORGET - I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the men who died

SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.

TAGS: jesus superhero church superheroes god spiderman hulk captain america word bible
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Oliver Henaine

DZ - April 8, 2009, 3:16 pm, #71614
D.C. bows to knowone!
k - November 3, 2008, 9:00 am, #32807
...and batman is nowhere to be seen. hellz 2 the yeah
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 11:21 am, #10380
I am deeply offended by this. Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor.
Paul Barfoot - July 17, 2008, 10:13 pm, #10012
They are all my favourite fictitious characters!
what?? - June 30, 2008, 7:25 pm, #7691
Copyright infringement.....hallaleuja!!!
Uhm No. - June 30, 2008, 5:29 pm, #7680
2 words...HULK SMASH!
elonine - June 29, 2008, 12:20 am, #7480
You are RIGHT! On of them is NOt like the others... One of them is a woman!
Ernie - June 23, 2008, 7:12 pm, #6780
You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me. One of these things is not like the others...
Shtoink - June 23, 2008, 3:57 am, #6726
BOO! if wolverine can talk **** to magneto i doubt hed bow to jeebus!

IMPERIAL SUPER SOLDIERS - The Rebel Alliance Is So Screwed...

FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.

TAGS: bush h** *** super **** bricks mind f*** emo awesome j******t america
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Frawstbyte

domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm, #48064

NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?

TAGS: america foreigners suck people stupid moron patriotic kill
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Vinnie

??? - October 6, 2008, 8:02 pm, #26187
I think he did because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 5:58 pm, #25109
Why did yo use my name to say that? *puzzled*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:08 pm, #25055
MWLF, you have my respect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:06 pm, #12532
-catch phrase( now mandatory in most states), "Eat flaming media death, you f***ing foreigners!" Then I went home and ate some radioactive genetically modified "beef".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:04 pm, #12531
-couple of a**ault weapons, about two dozen knives, some throwing stars, a stick of dynamite, and a suitcase nuke on me at the time, so I got away unscathed. Plus, I posed in front of a wind-billowed flag with a big fat cigar in my mouth and uttered my c
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:01 pm, #12530
You know, I was just walking down the street, when I forgot that people try to kill you when you reach the corner. So these guys ambushed me to steal my money, subjugate my culture and trade my blood for oil. Luckily, being a typical American, I had a c
OMG - August 4, 2008, 4:12 pm, #12522
Nooooo FFS, don't tell the f***ers that, they might come over and look and we don't want that do we ?
LOL - August 4, 2008, 2:59 pm, #12519
If you think America is cool, I guess you have never been in Swizerland, Germany or any Scandinavian country. Beautiful, nobody trying to kill you at every corner and no warlord as president... Please take a look at the world before commenting...
Link - July 29, 2008, 2:54 pm, #11685
Nice scenery
f - July 19, 2008, 11:39 pm, #10299
WHo the f*** wants to go there? The only people going there are people who know they're f***ed anyway and noone will notice them with all the other f***ers around to blend in with
muahahahahahahahaha!!! - July 19, 2008, 5:20 pm, #10261
because they know their country sucks. hate to break it to them, wait... no i dont!

ENTITLEMENT - An epidemic sweeping across the nation

TAGS: usa america liberal democrat obama lazy funny demotivational
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TED - March 19, 2010, 4:00 pm, #165705
We worked so hard to give them everthing, NOW they think it's a RIGHT!? Think it was expensive before? Wait until it FREE!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 19, 2009, 1:31 pm, #53036
So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race. So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race.
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:49 pm, #52921
Trample a little more to the left, I've got a real kink on that side.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 10:05 am, #52739
I, for one, look forward to my infinite government handout so I can trample all over the backs of American workers like me.
HtD - January 18, 2009, 4:05 am, #52714
WTFO = Sore Loser.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:41 pm, #52674
That's okay. The new socialist programs Obama is promising will take care of them.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 11:29 pm, #52662
Too true. The "American Dream" is becoming the "American Expectation"...and everyone doesn't seem to expect to have to work for it anymore!


TAGS: immigration policy nativeamerican problems justsay n
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am, #235821
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.


MOONSHINE - America's First Roofies


TAGS: canada july 1st geography americans
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by steve1961

Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:19 am, #242905
Anyone on this site that gets offended by a poster, they full well deserve to be offended. As far as countries go, we are so similar in language and lifestyles, to make fun of one, it is like making fun of ourselves.
crankyhead - July 3, 2012, 7:37 pm, #236966
Seriously, Shrek, WTF man?
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 8:44 pm, #236933
It's gibberish but I think he was talking anti-american talk...he was definitely an odd duck that one...
rerun - July 2, 2012, 8:42 pm, #236932

He may or may not be able to see his hoo-hoo, however he has at least two weeks free time to look for it.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:30 pm, #236931
I'll bet shrek is big, fat, and stupid looking, and has no visible hoo-hoo.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:38 pm, #236928
I think I'll PM a wav file to Shrek. Yankee Doodle Dandy ought to make him feel a bit better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2012, 6:17 pm, #236927
d*** shrek. You're making us look bad. I bet you're from Alberta.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:11 pm, #236925
Shrek.. the poster makes fun of America, not Canada.. jeez
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:02 pm, #236924
You Arrogant ****sucker!
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:01 pm, #236923
And for many Canadians we are forced to live through another 4th of July. Which means you f***tards have'nt been wiped out yet. But the good news is? Your ****hole of a ****ry is Broke and only getting broker! So it's just a matter of time for you...
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 5:21 am, #236899
Their sense of geography may be suspect but you'll never meet better neighbors and friends.
Bolverk37782 - July 2, 2012, 5:06 am, #236898
Typical Americans-- No sense of Geography!!! LOL
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm, #236885
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm, #236884
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2012, 4:16 pm, #236880
Nice one Steve 5L
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:58 pm, #236876
A giamungous 5L Steve cuz 1 I'm a Canuck eh 2) it's too true and 3) just BAHAHA!

AMERICAN MUSCLE - Because Imports Are For Pussies.

TAGS: american muscle
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by sasquatch76

FatherTyme - June 9, 2011, 1:35 pm, #219732
I love me some American Muscle. Beautiful thing that SS Chevelle. However, '95 Toyota Supra is as bada** as you can get.
David A - February 12, 2010, 9:28 am, #157536
You've never see a Toyota this BADASS!
Airman - February 11, 2010, 6:32 pm, #157475
I always wanted one of these. Brings back lots of memories seeing it. 5 Thank Yous

AMERICA - Our diversity is what makes us so awesome!

TAGS: america usa diversity win
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2014, 2:49 pm, #252834
Whoa! I said this? Must've been one of those days I forgot to take my meds that filter my thoughts.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:09 pm, #246084
California being the "life of the party" explain5 why NOTHING gets done here; legally, businesslike, or otherwise. Augh!
SqueegeeDinoToy - January 23, 2012, 11:12 pm, #228023
falloutghoul - November 27, 2011, 9:17 am, #226195
I'm where they make cheese!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:29 am, #226043
You can go ahead an' put me down in tha h** & drunk category

FITNESS - American style

TAGS: fitness greg american america fat
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by gergroy

pro - November 13, 2008, 12:20 pm, #36023
No, it's not a real ph**o. It was stolen from Ph**oshop Phriday over on somethingawful.com.
Scorpio - November 13, 2008, 8:32 am, #35985
The ADA (Americans with Disabiolities Act) requires that all businesses be "handicap accessible," and that includes athletic clubs. This is probably a real ph**o, and not shoppped.
x - July 19, 2008, 11:52 pm, #10305
and the fat just keeps on comming
nice - June 5, 2008, 7:53 am, #5072

MCDONALDS - The REAL flag of your fathers.

TAGS: funny pictures american humor world war 2 mcdonalds
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Jack Woodward

djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:59 pm, #217413
Sad, but... xx
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:42 am, #217370
I am in the Army Reserve. Active 4 years at Ft Hood (22 months in Iraq). This poster doesn't bug me. The g** slurs and anger to fight an opinion is a bit useless. If you don't like it, it wasn't meant for you.
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:40 am, #217369
And Circle gets the square. Nice Sean.
Sean - April 26, 2011, 10:17 am, #217361
Well it does say: "Creator: Jack Woodward." That wasn't a clue for you? Will you be changing your handle to someonewithadifferentlessusefulclue?
someonewithaclue - April 26, 2011, 8:51 am, #217358
What a**hole did this? Do you know how many guys died for this? I am so sorry to see someone thinks this is humor. What a sick world we live in.
ihateyou - November 10, 2009, 7:54 pm, #135656
eat **** jack. f***ing faggot
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:08 pm, #135577
go put a sandpaper d***o up your a** Jack Woodward

1ST AND 9.144 -

TAGS: american football
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Reality Lord - November 20, 2012, 6:24 am, #240763

Curious...aside from the USA are there any other countries that couldn't aafford the conversion.....like....40 YEARS AGO
Airman - October 12, 2012, 2:06 pm, #239910
I like this. Nice job. Hits the nail on the head. It didn't make sense in baseball either
Haarakkon - October 12, 2012, 2:25 am, #239905
I've been floating in and out a bit. Thx, Rerun.
rerun - October 11, 2012, 8:17 pm, #239900

nice, and good (great actually) to see ya Haar.

4th of July -

TAGS: calendar america dodgeball
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by caveman

motifayk - July 5, 2013, 12:42 pm, #247390
Somehow the name can be split to form a racist slur. "We're better than you and we know it" - White Good Man...Good White Man Ha ha LOL..

HEY BATEMAN! - Is that a raincoat?

HI, GIRAFFE! - Welcome back to Africa! How was the trip in America?

TAGS: fat obese giraffe africa america
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:29 pm, #229410
oooo that's g55555d baby ! can I have some more. pretty please :)

NUCLEAR EXPERTS - AMERICA TO SEND 2 NUCLEAR EXPERTS TO JAPAN The last time they sent "Nuclear Experts" to Japan, they killed 105,000 people...

TAGS: d*** us americans
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:44 pm, #251453
Very true. Even the "experts" who dropped the A-bomb exclaimed, "Dang! Was THAT supposed to happen?"
falloutghoul - April 9, 2012, 6:36 pm, #232994
Who said they were experts?

FEEL BETTER - There are always people who are stupider than you.

TAGS: america britain australia on purpose typo
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

soxman999 - August 23, 2011, 12:08 pm, #223397
tru mate, true,
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 9:04 pm, #190899
come over here and try it for yourself. it's a lot more fun than it sounds
ICEMAN - August 26, 2010, 9:02 pm, #190898
Hell, you guys will 'ride' anything that moves. Heh, heh.
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 7:00 pm, #190870
Oh come on, all australians know you don't ride kangaroos, you ride Emu's
Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 9:29 am, #190832


21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.

TAGS: diddnt we hear this already on american idiot
Rating: 2.37/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm, #89298
To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm, #89297
Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm, #89180
they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm, #89179
In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think


TAGS: flag america canada allegiance
Rating: 4.3/5

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culos - December 10, 2010, 9:59 am, #206259
When it's good it gets the votes.... 5 epic sammiches, who's the biatch now ??? LOL
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 9:43 am, #206256
just awesome!
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:25 am, #206255
My first poster to make the top rated page...Thank you all =)


TAGS: gas poor coldinjected america
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:42 pm, #221267

REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.

TAGS: patriotism military america usa memorial day sadness loss heroism army coast guard navy usmc
Rating: 3.31/5

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Untamedfifty - November 4, 2009, 6:09 pm, #134073
Hoorah!! Semper Fi

WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton

TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.43/5

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Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 10:12 pm, #235814
One of the many, many reasons my father, a US Army General, and I absolutely LOVE General Patton. He was the BEST!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:40 am, #145224
Someone please get a hold of some Patton DNA and clone that ****. Clone the hell out of that ****. Make a godd*** army. Jango Fett style. Please?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:59 pm, #87859
Hector, that happens the moment politicians get involved with war.
Hector - June 16, 2009, 11:26 am, #87551
War truth #1. "The first casualty of war is the truth."
Mauser98k - March 22, 2009, 6:06 pm, #67197
Patton. Was. GOD.

ASSEMBLED - The Holy Trinity has returned!!!

PATRIOTISM - My country, right or wrong... blind patriotism gets you in trouble

TAGS: patriotism nazi goring america germany
Rating: 2.91/5

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Sean. - February 18, 2009, 4:27 pm, #60532
... or Thesis - Antithesis - Synthesis. That's dialectical materialism.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 4:05 pm, #60524
Cause - Reaction - Solution. It's worked for thousands of years.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 9:02 pm, #10174
True. I just got chills reading the quote and remembered the Owen poem. I'm a patriot myself, but I define my patriotism with elements of reason and pacifism. as the saying goes, your mileage may vary. Everyone will define it their own way, I suppose.
Dude - July 18, 2008, 8:45 pm, #10169
Don't forget reductio ad absurdum. Just because some patriots are fascists doesn't mean they all are. Remember that there are worse things than death.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:54 pm, #10113
--ch high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:53 pm, #10112
Excellent poster. As Wilfred Owen put it, "If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, My friend, you would not tell with su

IRONY - Look it up, and start there.

TAGS: usa america britain
Rating: 2.59/5
Teuvil - December 24, 2010, 12:56 pm, #208176
The people that colonized the US came from England. He's saying that all the stupid people left from England to the United States.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:27 pm, #99109
It seems you're the stupid ones now. Can't even find the humor in a complex joke. Forgive us and remind us to keep it to simple fart jokes and simple pwned, fail, and irony posters.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:25 pm, #99107
It's a joke people. You Europeans seem to like to think that we are stupid. So the kid gave you what you wanted. Calling his own people stupid and using the wrong flag for the picture.

WRONG!!!!! - A guy who has bullets bouncing off his eyeballs doesn't need a shield!

TAGS: superman captain america thor dc comics marvel comic book
Rating: 4.13/5

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P0TaT0King - June 11, 2010, 1:33 pm, #179917
Why is marvel and DC mixing wtf is up with this picture

Living In Denial -

TAGS: america europe denial
Rating: 4.08/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 27, 2015, 5:26 pm, #262547
So, how can you tell that's not an American? I've seen hair that goofy over here.
JesusWept - August 26, 2015, 1:35 am, #262534
Thanks :)
GaryO - August 25, 2015, 9:55 pm, #262530
Gutsy. 5s for gutsy


TAGS: vodka kelsey russian reversal america
Rating: 1.59/5

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pzykosiz - November 11, 2010, 5:12 pm, #202402
worst soviet russian joke ever. 1L
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 2:06 am, #202334
Valid argument #85.
Sorbe - November 11, 2010, 2:00 am, #202333
The real fail is the choice of Vodka. Right underneath "ABSOLUT" it says "Country of Sweden"
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:35 pm, #202288
Now, had you said girls pass out vodka... you'd still be unfunny. But less unfunny than this.
gufbal - November 10, 2010, 9:30 pm, #202285
yeah, cause their is no soviet anymore, its just vodka.
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:05 pm, #202250
Before anyone says anything, I approved this. Kids, don't do this. It's got the range of a Daisy Air Rifle, and the creativity and originality of Dane Cook. Sovite Russia posters are best left in the hands of the experienced.


TAGS: magazine revolution donttreadonme americans
Rating: 4.11/5

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Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:06 pm, #217020
I played with matches quite a lot back when I was a kid who was forbidden from playing with matches. Now, not so much.
gas - April 21, 2011, 5:57 pm, #217019
But pools are not made to kill people, it's a place where kids are supposed to have fun. Finally I think the best way to prevent accidents is definitely keeping them away from any weapon, the same way you would simply forbid them from touching matches.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:08 pm, #216975
But as they point out in Freakanomics, pool safety, for younger kids, at least, is a far greater concern.
gas - April 21, 2011, 11:42 am, #216972
I see your point. In a country where unfortunatly almost anyone can buy a gun, maybe I would be the first to teach my kids gun safety.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:12 am, #216970
A lot of overhand punching and feather boa garroting.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:10 am, #216968
I will probably never own a gun, or ever fire one again, but I would not try to ban them all, or even most of them. I am creeped out by dudes with whole arsenals, though. That alone suggests underlying issues.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:07 am, #216967
what do you expect from Surfers and movie stars?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am, #216966
That's too simplistic, dude. California has about the same # of people as Canada, and there are more knife murders there, per year, than all types of murders in Canada. And we Canadians also have a lot of guns -- and aircraft carriers, by the way.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am, #216965
My father, who is 86, grew up in a small town in Maine, and they hunted for their food. Very handy through the depression. So I was taught at an early age about gun safety. I hated hunting but it didn't stop him from taking me.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:55 am, #216964
But if your kids are likely to be arounds guns no matter what you do or don't own yourself, gun safety training is just responsible parenting.
gas - April 21, 2011, 9:24 am, #216962
I would have said scary better than irritating... Personally I can't imagine a father teaching his children how to use a firearm, except maybe in the case of hunters. Anyway, 5L for the poster :)
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:51 am, #216961
i hear you. no guns = no gun violence. you rarely hear about shootings in australia
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 6:47 am, #216955
I understand the strange part, but what's the irritating part?
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:53 am, #216952
You can't imagine how strange and irritating this discussion is for a European...
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:28 pm, #216934
My kids are 11 and 13, have their own guns, taken classes...long line of military here. I prefer a Sig P226 myself...for when the hubs is deployed, my girl is a great sh**, like mama.
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:18 pm, #216928
Or you can just teach her how to kill a man with a lacrosse stick. I mean that's good enough for Canadian dads all across my fine land -- and quite a few les*****, too.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:16 pm, #216919

great advise, thanks. I will do that soon (nice summer father/daughter activity)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:10 pm, #216918
Get in touch with a club that is NRA affiliated. Good people there.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:08 pm, #216916
Sounds like you taught her well.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm, #216915

i was refering more to the 6 y/o. I agree that kids should be taught to use & respect a weapon. My daughter wants to learn how to shoot, just need to find the right place to take her. Most people around here are too uptight.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm, #216914
Using firearms safely is the proper use of firearms.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:05 pm, #216913
and... i fired for 15 years with a military 1,000 yard highpower team. she grew up around weapons.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:03 pm, #216912
when my daughter was 12, i took her to army small arms firing school for M-16 rifle. it was a great dad/daughter weekend. kids MUST learn firearms safety AND the proper use of.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:52 pm, #216910
Better yet, just teach your kids the proper use of firearms. Worked for me.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm, #216909

BTY - excellent poster (just keep your guns away from kids)
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm, #216908

not ttoo soon, just today a 6 y/o kid brought a loaded gun to school for "show & tell"
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 7:26 pm, #216905
5L Sniper, as always, the best
Sean - April 20, 2011, 7:24 pm, #216902
Looks like school's out for the day. What? Too soon?

AMERICANS - You're doing it wrong.

TAGS: america
Rating: 3.49/5

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hellfrozenova - October 29, 2009, 11:29 pm, #132043
h** nirvana judo trend - thank you. as an Inuit(for the USA, eskimoes) i strongly believe the f***ing europians f***ed up out land, and our minds.
Jmac0585 - May 26, 2009, 1:06 pm, #82202
h** Nirvana Judo Trend - I don't know where to begin.
Hot Nirvana Judo Trend - May 4, 2009, 11:03 pm, #77738
"american"s have been doing it wrong since great Brittan became a country.
Toussaint - March 5, 2009, 6:34 pm, #63887
And as we Americans can enjoy a joke just as the next, many a country in Europe owes their society to the Italians.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 5:55 pm, #63883
LX - Thanks...that's one more thing that I had nothing to do with, that I have to put on my list of things I am required to feel guilty about.
LX - March 5, 2009, 4:45 pm, #63871
Jade it doesn't matter, it was their land and it was stolen from them.
Vaughn - February 4, 2009, 12:56 pm, #56919
I know that not everyone in the south is like that. But some are. Also, I'm an Indian, and I find this amusing
LogicDude - January 25, 2009, 3:01 pm, #54398
Round? Why would it be rou-oooohhhhh! That WOULD make it easier...good idea!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 25, 2009, 12:59 am, #54297
Yeah, but is it round?
oh shuddup - January 25, 2009, 12:40 am, #54273
loool fking priceless and the wheel argument....omfg...
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 9:09 pm, #54233
Hey Vaughn, not everyone from the south is an idiot. And we've had the wheel down here in the south for at least 10 or 12 years. So there.
Vaughn - January 24, 2009, 8:24 pm, #54223
Wow, Jade totally missed the point of this comic. I'm guess he/she is from the south...
jade - January 19, 2009, 12:24 am, #52960
people realize how backwards the native americans were before we got here right? they hadn't even invented the wheel yet
Walkerofskies - January 12, 2009, 11:09 am, #51473


TAGS: american car rhy millen red bull pontiac solstice gxp
Rating: 2.32/5

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zoomer296 - January 20, 2013, 8:45 pm, #242671
I agree with RatFink.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 11:26 am, #188246

goodbye ratfink
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:44 am, #188239
believe it or not this particular car actually had an LS7 under the hood thats a 427/ 512hp 486ft-lbs Big Block Chevy for all the rice fans that car will eat your **** like a f***ing taco and f*ck u culos
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 1:41 am, #150041
Wrong! I like women who play the skin flute.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm, #149568
Spacedog is as g** as a french horn.
corbett06 - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm, #149566
yeah i wanna see you try drifting...what you dont know is that a large majority of those cars have v8s in them...not a car you wanna f*** with on the street
Fatty - March 13, 2009, 10:29 am, #65431
Drifting is a retarded sport invented by rice burner fanatics
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:06 am, #65404
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:06 am, #65403
Drifting, a tell tale sign of not being able to torn a corner in a normal efficient way.....but don't blame the drivers, blame the ****ty American car technology!

AMERICAN EDUCATION - There can't be a ''brain drain'' if there aren't any brains to drain from.

TAGS: america meigwok
Rating: 4.35/5

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caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:33 am, #234647
Indeed, nice start
Reality Lord - May 14, 2012, 6:44 am, #234609

Hey new guy...poster number one was solid. This is number two...very nice. Nice intro to the site dude


TEAM AMERICA - reminds me of the good times back then, when you could lawfully shoot any terrorist-like looking man, cut off his head and hang it above your chimney as a hunt trophy

TAGS: team america kills
Rating: 2.44/5

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vasilache - July 1, 2010, 9:57 am, #182814
culos - July 1, 2010, 9:23 am, #182812
What did Terrio do to piss you off that much?
SgtRock - July 1, 2010, 9:21 am, #182811
We need to start doing that again, Putting those Terriost back in thier holes
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:09 pm, #181927
Like 50s racist America with blacks? Like the Salem withc trials? Like the Holocaust? Like Torquemada's inquisition torture? Like the Turkana massacre?Like the wholesale slaughter of American Indians (ok, well... that was fine... they are just a pain)

NAPOLEON - ''You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.''

TAGS: france america england funny quote
Rating: 3.89/5

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SeanFriel - January 30, 2012, 3:11 am, #228410
...it's obviously george washington...and the quote is winston churchill..
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 10:57 pm, #228396
this comment thread is worth is weight in gold :)
PinkPomeranian - January 29, 2012, 10:45 pm, #228394
Hate to break it to ya but this is george washington. 5L's anyway.
SeanFriel - January 29, 2012, 6:42 pm, #228382
be2bubba - January 29, 2012, 6:06 pm, #228380
Isn't that George Washington?
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:45 pm, #228320
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well
mariand - January 28, 2012, 11:37 am, #228290
you are so right cloud...
CloudchaserS - January 28, 2012, 9:17 am, #228288
The problem I've always had with getting enemies from standing up for what's right is that it can discourage people from standing up for what's right.



TAGS: explosive ordnance bombs usa america
Rating: 3.47/5

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AirStryke - February 3, 2010, 2:10 am, #155872
garth - June 9, 2009, 10:37 am, #85426
its a candy 'splosion!!
Doc - May 19, 2009, 9:32 am, #80883
Mark - February 16, 2009, 9:55 am, #60084
On target - Fire for effect!
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 12:50 am, #60025
Hell yeah, Ron!


TAGS: patriotism america flag
Rating: 3.41/5

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Mark - March 2, 2009, 11:28 pm, #63159
More beautiful art Ron, but some might consider me slightly prejudiced in view of your subject matter.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:35 pm, #52667
Nice poster, RONSART. 5 lions.
Mark - January 17, 2009, 5:11 pm, #52610
I'm not a big Stevenson fan but I have to admit he nailed this one. Great Job!
FFS - January 15, 2009, 2:59 pm, #52198
This a MOTIVATIONAL poster. Is it not?

PRESIDENT BUSH - An American hero that has protected this nation amid all the whining and bullsh*t of liberals

TAGS: bush usa america hero republican obama mccain war great
Rating: 2.85/5

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WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:20 am, #114460
LOL...what a pathetic little loser you are. I provide positions and support/facts to back up my a**ertions. You just engage in drive-by Timmy attacks. Are your positions so weak that they can't stand up in a discussion based in logic? Must be.
LOLOLOL - September 2, 2009, 7:46 pm, #114401
Don't feed the trolls... especially wh*** who Trolls For Oral
MO - July 31, 2009, 1:23 am, #102792
Whatchu doin on here soooo late WTFO? Not normal. This is the time for levity buddy! We don't need no stinkin poli.... ummm badges? at this time...come on over to PATS!!! Let your hair down and play a little!!!!
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:23 am, #102791
that fact. Also, I have no need to shout (even if it was possible through typing, dumbass) since I have facts to back up my positions versus trying to insult someone with half-witted explainations of others' acronyms.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:21 am, #102786
Also, we did land in Afghanistan in case you missed it. Pres Bush was very good for national security and that is evidenced by the fact that we weren't attacked for over 7 years due to his policies but you are probably to filled with BS and hate to admit
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:20 am, #102782
LOL+, the surge allowed us to turn the situation around and gain the upper hand. Hopefully, BHO doesn't let that slip away because he's too interested in "social justice" to give a d*** about the brave folks who gave their lives to bring freedom to Iraq..
LOLOLOL - July 30, 2009, 8:59 pm, #102650
D. storm was ok but this ****faced "surge" ruined everything. We should have Landed in Afganistan not Iraq and btw wh*** who Trolls For Oral, u need to open ur eyes and see that he just wasnt very good @ all and dont shout on us on the UH... INTERNETS! XD
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:23 am, #88694
farting, far-left loons that lied, cheated, and scammed the Dems into the Congress and White House. So why don't you run along and play hide-and-go-f***-yourself, my dumbass liberal b****.
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:21 am, #88692
contributions? While mistakes have occurred on both sides of the aisle, idiots like you and the Dems in charge admit no responsibility for the economic crisis they helped create. You obviously just spew the BS you've been fed from Kool-Aid guzzling, tofu-
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:19 am, #88691
a name, are you talking about the bank deregulation laws that were signed by Pres Clinton? What about the Dems pushing banks to issue subprime loans to those who can't repay, or the Dems who prop up the auto unions so they can protect their campaign
Mark - June 20, 2009, 1:43 pm, #88589
Dear Timmy, I got your sammich right here...now bite me.
a name - June 20, 2009, 4:18 am, #88545
now make me a sandwich, b****!
a name - June 20, 2009, 4:18 am, #88544
hey moron, by your logic we should be at war with several other countries, not just the ones with oil in them. also the economic crisis was caused by deregulation of the banks, it's obvious you just puke forth the BS you've been fed by the neoconazis.
WTFO - May 13, 2009, 12:02 am, #79707
banks to issue subprime and ARM loans to people who couldn't afford to repay them. It's obvious that you don't look for facts, you just puke forth the BS you've been fed by liberals.
WTFO - May 13, 2009, 12:01 am, #79706
Cpt Dumbass, we attacked Afghan and Iraq for different reasons, neither was wrong. Removing a brutal dictator who killed his own people (mass graves remember?) isn't a waste of $. Clinton deregulated the banks in the 90s and Dems pushed Fannie and other
Captain Obvious - May 12, 2009, 9:41 am, #79581
Let's see... attacked the entirely wrong country, has wasted hundreds of billions of dollars blowing **** up in Iraq and never found Osama, accelerated the deregulation of the financial industry which directly lead to crashing the economy. Nice work!
WTFO - May 12, 2009, 12:21 am, #79539
And so are you if you believe that.
EliteDoom - May 11, 2009, 9:49 pm, #79511
Bush was and is a f***ing idiot.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:36 pm, #69346
Ah ha ha ha...Hector made a joke! You're so witty...now STFU.
Hector - March 31, 2009, 4:45 pm, #69324
Best President since Bill Clinton and before BHO.
WTFO - February 21, 2009, 5:41 pm, #61109
The Atilla thing was a joke WoS. But as for bringing down the largest empire in history, he may have to share the limelight. It looks as though Obama's policies are about to bring down the largest/strongest govt in history.
walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:44 pm, #61105
it appears we have a bug
walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:44 pm, #61104
walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:43 pm, #61103
He brought down the largest empire in history with mostly
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 11:51 pm, #59999
Attila the Hun was a p****!
Mark - February 15, 2009, 11:40 pm, #59996
OK...I'll give you that one but from what I've read Atilla wasn't much for voting on anything.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 11:36 pm, #59995
Mark, I woulda' figured Attila as liberal. Y'know, liberal in the sense that he had a liberal stance on raiding and boning.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 11:29 pm, #59991
We ougta' go drinkin' sometime.
Mark - February 15, 2009, 11:29 pm, #59990
EGD - You gotta be kiddin'! You didn't know WTFO was a Conservative? He just to the right of Atilla the Hun.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 11:25 pm, #59989
My fault. Must have a taste for cheese that goes crunch. Yep, pretty conservative on most topics so no need to apologize.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 10:51 pm, #59980
Dorito-stained. Mind slipping, you conservative bastard? (Assuming you're conservative, if not I'm a dumbass and apologize.)
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 10:38 pm, #59978
EGD, fair enough on the free speech. Live and let live, Cheeto stained fingers (couldn't resist for old times). Hillary is an Ice Queen which is why her husband is a chubby-chaser.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:03 pm, #59955
Right. Forgot Hillary was a woman for a minute. Thank you, Sean.
Sean - February 15, 2009, 8:49 pm, #59953
Married ... your question about Clinton. Married ... that's the only kinda guy who would tell such a lie.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:54 pm, #59946
But, just to go ahead and say what should have been said a while back. Sir, while I may not agree with everything you say, I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:53 pm, #59945
Yeah, after deep-space battles and other cool stuff. Why couldn't WE have cool stuff like that!?
Toussaint - February 15, 2009, 7:39 pm, #59942
Hey, the Federation and the Klingon Empire became allies too. It's all good.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:32 pm, #59941
so there is some common ground between us.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:31 pm, #59940
Hopefully, our future discussion won't melt down into flame wars anymore. I don't take too kindly to requests to play with IEDs. Not that I'm saying I was an innocent in that exchange. We definitely agree that Scorpio7 is an idiot who needs to go.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:27 pm, #59939
Not really. I offered a counter-point, and you quickly pointed out something I missed. Y'know, I can't help but think if we'd met some other way, we mighta' been best buddies...Man, I love alliteration.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:26 pm, #59938
Thanks, EGD. How gracious of you.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:18 pm, #59936
..Ok, with the exception of Clinton, because he was more of a..What do you call a guy who lied about getting his d*ck sucked? Either way, I failed to account for him, so I will concede that one point to you.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:13 pm, #59934
As another correction to my posts: 2 embassies, 1 overseas base, 1 warship, and 1 homeland attack = 5 attacks on Clinton's watch where he failed to act appropriately.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:39 pm, #59923
Typo: delete "the" in the last post. Thanks
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:39 pm, #59922
the 3 chances Clinton had to respond and failed.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:38 pm, #59921
To add, any attack on a US embassy, military base, or ship is also considered an attack on US soil. So the 2 African embassies, Khobar Towers and the USS Cole terrorist attacks also count. By the way, that was also on Pres Clinton's watch. That makes...
Toussaint - February 15, 2009, 6:33 pm, #59918
Exact facts for sure WTFO and right on the mark. The scale of the mere risk of terrorist attacks wasn't something any president faced; Bush was delving into uncharted waters and no one had before.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:27 pm, #59916
the same man that planned this attack was the same one who planned 9-11, Kalid Sheik Mohammad. Clinton failed to respond appropriately and catch him, Osama, or any other significant Al Qaeda leadership. Again, you don't have the facts of which you speak.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:25 pm, #59914
In 1993, the World Trade Center was attacked and almost brought down by Islamic terrorists. If they had been close to the beam they planned on, the detonation would have brough the tower down. (the parking space was occupied). A key fact in this is that..
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:34 am, #59824
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to get some flaming going on. Just asking that you acknowledge that while he did stop it from happening again, we didn't have this situation with the other Presidents.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:33 am, #59823
Even though..Bush's Presidency was the first time we actually -had- a -foreign- Terrorist attack on our soil. Yes, I count the Oklahoma City bombings as a terrorist attack. McVeigh wasn't foreign, though. But I digress.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:18 am, #59783
with this BS stimulus package. At least Pres Bush protected this nation from another attack for 7 years. Now there is news that Obama's admin is calling for a 10% reduction to the DoD's budget when we are in 2 wars. His policies are putting the US at risk
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:17 am, #59782
Are you seriously comparing Pres Bush to Stalin, "truth"? A dictatorship as opposed to a democracy. Then how about the 14% approval rating of the Congress. Let's see how Pres Obama's ratings go when people start seeing how they were scammed by him...
truth - February 14, 2009, 5:29 pm, #59701
Rank of Bush among U.S. presidents with the highest disapproval rating: 1 Average percentage of Americans who approved of the job Bush was doing during his second term: 37
truth - February 14, 2009, 5:29 pm, #59700
Percentage of Russians today who approve of the direction their country took under Stalin: 37
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 6:45 pm, #48016
No but I try to think optimistly not paranoidly.You like how Bush handle problem while I don't. Anyway, this side of the globe is already in year 2009. Lets begin with a fresh start and make more funny poster, deal?
LogicDude - December 31, 2008, 9:13 am, #47884
*America was focused on itself and was isolationist in it's foreign policies...which is what you say we should be NOW? If you wait for someone to get a nuke and use it - would that be better for you?
LogicDude - December 31, 2008, 9:12 am, #47883
Sometimes someone has to step up and stop the stupidity before it gets out of hand - sometimes that means intervening in other countries. If that had been done early enough in the 1930's millions of lives would have been saved. Of course, back then, Ameri
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:56 am, #47860
*destroyed to prove your point. That's all.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:55 am, #47859
*destroyed to prove your point. That's all.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:53 am, #47858
From my point of view, USA is a great country, I can't deny that but people don't like it when you guy's act like the world police where what you guy's say is what the world must follow or they will be labeled as terrorist, rouge nation and must be destro
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:50 am, #47857
there are other useful uses of that technology like electrical engineering. You guy also posses WMD's in one way or another
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:46 am, #47856
Ok, I'm following you Matters_Not but can you tell me what is the WMD's you are talking about, the nuke? if you are talking about that, there are more country out there with that you know and just because a country is doing something related to nuke when
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:22 am, #47817
"WMD" sorry, bad typo....
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am, #47815
countries in the middle east that are 'suspected" to posess MWD's is the entire worlds problem. America is willing to lead the charge to make sure they dont possess them. you following me spitfire111?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:31 am, #47782
The Ramones were/are American ... enough said.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:20 am, #47778
I have no problem with America and it's people. They are human too like you and me but when they are more bothered with other countries issues while there are other more important problem in their own country to handle with, that just pissed me off...
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:13 am, #47777
*After all, he is the president of USA,not the president of the middle east country or the world demoracy ideology..
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:11 am, #47776
*crisis that is happening right now because of Bill Clinton mistake but no, he want to save the other country with the so call "Weapon of Mass Destruction" and dictator when he should be focusing in his own country problem first, don't you think?
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:09 am, #47775
fine WTFO, you are right about bill mistake but why Mr. bush who is the president of USA is so eager to "help" to "save" another nation from it's "problem" while he can focus on solving his own country problem. He could had prevent the world economic cris
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:44 pm, #47767
Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BEsZMvrq-I
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:40 pm, #47764
--... oh, yeah, a quagmire. Great clip that.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:40 pm, #47763
Gotta love that video on Youtube showing Cheney in 1994 defending Bush senior for not invading Iraq at the conclusion of the Gulph War ... ***k speculated (rather boldly, I'd say) that such an bugaboo would result in a ... oh, wot's the word that he used?
Elder God Douchebag - December 30, 2008, 11:31 pm, #47756
So why didn't he just say he wanted to go in to remove Saddam, instead of the "They have WMDs" excuse? And I believe they didn't find any. Holy ****, right?
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:45 pm, #47743
More wrong facts from Spitfire. Clinton signed deregulation laws that allowed the banks to tank. ACORN and liberals in Congress pressured banks to issue sub-prime mortgages, and Bush destroyed a brutal dictator who slaughtered his own people.
Bulgy Mcpackage - December 30, 2008, 11:49 am, #47589
i laugh at those who let their political views dictate their emotions. (this bodes ill for many of you below me)
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 9:22 pm, #47431
You should change the poster to saving HIS a**. This guy is responsible for destroying a nation for greed and even cause one of the worst economic crisis since 1930, directly or indirectly. I wonder why you still like him after what he had done, try to b
Tony G - November 13, 2008, 1:42 am, #35938
aww another lil b**** contest, this stuff never gets old keep it up this **** is too funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:12 pm, #30206
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:24 pm, #30196
-- Old School Hip Hop and The Cancellation Of Family Ties From Network Television. But you can call me MWLFFTBOHUIMPOBTRAFVATOBVISFEADs*dOVAOSHHATCOFTFNT, for short.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:20 pm, #30195
My full name is Motifake Wit Liberation Front For The Betterment Of Humor Used In Motivational Posters Of Both The Real And Fake Varieties As Traded Online By Various Individuals Striving For Entertainment And Diversion Since The Decline Of Vaudeville and
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 6:53 pm, #30178
I think you should both just shut the f*** up, be the bigger person and not feel like you need to get the last word in.
Overlord Douchebag - October 24, 2008, 1:32 pm, #30106
And he's still trying, folks. I've been done with this for a few days now. Give it up, WTFO. You're just saying the same **** over and over. It's sad.
WTFO - October 24, 2008, 12:53 pm, #30095
Porcelina, I type OD cause it takes less space. Losers in real life tend to give themselves large overcompensating names online.
Haarakkon - October 24, 2008, 11:47 am, #30081
I'm with Zed. I also volunteer to be fed the radical Islamic extremists rather than prostituted by corporate American hypocrisy.
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 9:25 pm, #29903
You guessed it. OD is just easier to type than Overlord Douchebag, apparently. Hope that cleared things up.
porcelina - October 23, 2008, 7:14 pm, #29865
is OD and overlord douchebag the same person...?
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 6:24 pm, #29834
Oh, well.
OD - October 23, 2008, 5:36 pm, #29826
Watching your irrational angry posts amuses me. Don't think for a moment you rattle me. Your persona in motifake is just like your real life -- insignificant.
Porcelina - October 22, 2008, 8:47 pm, #29540
I like bratwurst.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:44 pm, #29539
Well, you took the time to reply to a comment of mine, so I must be getting to you.
WTFO - October 22, 2008, 6:12 pm, #29514
I've got thick skin, so a little b**** like you can't drive me out. For the "Dorito-stained" part check back at the Wait...wait...wait motifake.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 12:16 pm, #29175
Is 'Dorito-stained fingers' the best you can do? I can stand opposing views. You're just a f***ing retard, WTFO. Also, I have the power of constant b****ing on my side. That's how I've run people out of here before.
shog - October 21, 2008, 2:53 am, #29088
oh, we can stand your views. We just find it extremely ridiculous.
WTFO - October 21, 2008, 2:39 am, #29085
This one was for you and your Dorito-stained fingers OD. You can't kick me outta here. If you can't stand opposing views then yours must be incredibly weak.
porcelina - October 20, 2008, 10:13 pm, #29066
I've voted it down, but I don't care enough to do it just to 'shun' him...
Overlord Douchebag - October 20, 2008, 9:10 pm, #29062
I would encourage everyone to vote this down and let it rot away, so that WTFO might get the idea that he is not welcome here.
Zed - October 20, 2008, 7:06 pm, #29013
I hereby volunteer NOT to be saved.
Ronald Reagan's Corpse - October 20, 2008, 7:04 pm, #29012
Braaiiinnssss!! Braiiinsss! George has no Braiinss!!
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm, #29001


TAGS: 9 11 truther america terrorism
Rating: 2.22/5

AMERICAN FOOTBALL - Like Rugby but with pads, tights and girls.

TAGS: american football
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by scaryfishman

oh shuddup - January 9, 2009, 5:05 pm, #50800
lols leave the poor yanks alone, they have a hard enough time being ...well...being that way.
HtD - January 8, 2009, 4:49 am, #50357
Apples and oranges, you ***k.
RubySucks - November 6, 2008, 6:04 pm, #34124
well ya they're different, tard. if they were the same, why would we need to compare them?
NoVa KaInE - October 17, 2008, 2:27 am, #28072
PEOPLE!! They are TWO count 'em TWO different sports meaning they are UN-COMPARABLE
RnR - September 24, 2008, 3:32 pm, #22906
if you ever meet a real rugby player, tell him that to his face. BTW: do you want to be buried or cremated?
RugbySucks - September 24, 2008, 2:29 pm, #22891
Rugby doesn't need "armour" because they hit like little p**** fags!
d - July 23, 2008, 6:58 pm, #10843
The world series is baseball... not football, good try though -Stupid Eurofags, yay!!!!
e - July 20, 2008, 12:00 am, #10310
Z, like you uneducated freaks spell it.... - McDonalds, yay!!!!!
g - July 19, 2008, 11:58 pm, #10309
Haha, so true!!! Man theyre pussies! they need armour, and have to stop every 5 secs to make a new game-plan.... yip, and they call it the world series even though they are the only "country" (more like organisation, and yes it is spelt with an S, not a
Sean - April 13, 2008, 6:02 pm, #1952
What's true? That compared to rugby players, football players are girls because they need pads and wear tights?
bob - April 12, 2008, 8:59 pm, #1937
that is so true

HORRID... - Absolutely dreadful... Why are you wasting our time with your obvious lack of talent. I don't care what Paula thinks. I say no to Hollywood for you.

TAGS: gaddafi american idol
Rating: 4.81/5

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Heavykevy666 - April 8, 2011, 2:36 am, #215977
All this time as the leader, and he's still just a Colonel... You'd think to give yourself a raise, before the bombs start falling...
firedog911 - February 23, 2011, 7:22 am, #212982
Muammar, we need to talk about your flare.... you f***ing douche bag!
GySgt1811 - February 21, 2011, 12:08 pm, #212841
Too bad it was the camel's night on top when we bombed him. (My God. He looks like an Italian doorman!)
Faceplant31 - February 21, 2011, 10:16 am, #212839
Now that's fuc king funny. Nice one Jmac.

American Land -

TAGS: pride america usa patriotism honor
Rating: 4.5/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:02 pm, #257241
Vanner. Watched it. There's a tear in my beer. Thank you. That was the America I grew up in. Seriously, thank you.
Vanner - October 13, 2014, 11:23 am, #257033
Lol, plenty places in the world have as much if not more freedom. Might have been a show but Bill Pulman said it best: http://youtu.be/eVwUphZ37Ww
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 10:02 am, #257030
amen, brother


TAGS: america
Rating: 4.37/5

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calvin5040 - February 24, 2012, 8:18 am, #230065
Diet is actually worse for you than regular coke. It's unbelievable how easy people are brainwashed in to believing crap just from watching a commercial.
maoworks2 - February 24, 2012, 7:48 am, #230062
THat's It LOL
lyulf0 - February 24, 2012, 4:02 am, #230059
I worked in fast food a while back. The saddest part about this is people actually think diet is healthy.
mariand - February 24, 2012, 12:14 am, #230056

A TRUE AMERICAN ICON - The Everyman poet turns 70 years. Congratulations Bob Dylan

TAGS: bob dylan 70 american icon
Rating: 4.11/5

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MilDoc - May 24, 2011, 5:10 pm, #219034
"The ants are my friends; they're blowin' in the wind!"


TAGS: future serial killers of america
Rating: 3.47/5

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ICEMAN - June 22, 2010, 11:59 pm, #181366
Time enough to sleep when you die. Later Bone.
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 11:56 pm, #181365
Night all, time to get some sleep
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:34 pm, #181353
I've been working my brains out...so I took a little vacation. Now I'm really tired!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 10:32 pm, #181352
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:10 pm, #181349
anywho...lifes been good but I'm beat to shat
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:09 pm, #181348
sorry I was doing my due diligence in submitting apparent nsfw posters
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 9:56 pm, #181347
Whats good Bone! Whats really good?
forseti - June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm, #181337
evening bone. good night everyone! ;)
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 9:14 pm, #181332
Evening guys and gals
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:14 pm, #134740
LOVE IT!!!!!

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."

TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

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whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm, #117419
sometimes everyone makes mistakes

AMERICANS - The only idiots that would willingly live in an area called "Tornado Alley"

TAGS: tornado americans idiots
Rating: 2.11/5

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DickDonggler - December 20, 2008, 11:08 am, #45671
The Americans who live in "Tornado Alley" at least understand the risks and don't b**** and moan when their house is mowed down, unlike in New Orleans (which is BELOW SEA LEVEL) where just about everyone acted like it was a big f***ing surprise.
Johnny - October 25, 2008, 7:22 pm, #30412
Now I agree with you there. Only Americans would move right back to the same area "again" and wait for it to happen "again". This is a get out of here free card on the Fed or insurance or whatever means you got.
Anonymous - October 23, 2008, 9:23 pm, #29902
And yet, they'll be done rebuilding their town before New Orleans, and New Orleans had a 2 year head start.
Johnny - October 1, 2008, 12:05 pm, #24759
I think you guys missed the point here. There is an area called Tornado Alley. There isn't a place in Africa called AIDS or a place in India called Diseases.
d - July 19, 2008, 11:51 pm, #10304
your reading too many books, theres no ring of fire except down your pants mate
God - June 27, 2008, 9:09 pm, #7367
Africans see AIDS and war all over the place. I'd GTFO of there if I were them.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:40 pm, #5181
And what are those idiots in India thinking, what with all the diseases? They should move, too.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:39 pm, #5180
Yeah...and New Zealanders are the only ones dumb enough to live in the Ring of Fire.

AMERICA'S FINEST - How a crossover SHOULD go!

TAGS: optimus prime transformers captain america marvel comics avengers
Rating: 1.83/5

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Anon - July 30, 2009, 7:17 pm, #102595
You do know Transformers is Japanese? True later episodes were american written but on the whole Prime is as American as Godzilla or Nissan :)


TAGS: americas memorials military 9 11
Rating: 3.57/5

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how long before its removed - September 11, 2009, 5:05 pm, #116982
i think its hilarious
Airman - September 11, 2009, 4:54 pm, #116980
dear who.. there is a motifake topic of the day.. each and every day.. and today's is Memorials. That is why you are seeing so many. Not all topics are funny
who gives a damn - September 11, 2009, 4:50 pm, #116979
i think people should limit themselves to funny. leave the patriotic bs to the company that makes those pin on flags, no disrespect to those who died but i come here to laugh, not to feel like ****

SERVICEMEN - All gave some, some gave all

TAGS: usa america military heros
Rating: 3.56/5

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WTFO - November 17, 2011, 11:28 pm, #225907
Proud to serve with you Sterrane.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 11, 2011, 8:52 pm, #225748
Sterrane - November 11, 2011, 7:04 pm, #225746
I know this is an older poster.. and as a Vet, thank you for the honor of serving THE greatest country.. period!
aesop's folly - October 27, 2009, 7:55 pm, #131285
5/5, nuff said
Mark - February 17, 2009, 12:36 pm, #60295
LogicDude - Calm down, he's gone. WTFO - Thanks, nice poster. Scorpio7 (where ever you are) Eat **** and die! You could never get past the psychological screening. MotiFake Admins - Thank you so much for getting rid of Scorpio7.
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 10:41 am, #60270
"There is no way, NO WAY, that you come from my loins..." In short, he may have played a computer war game at one time but he was NEVER a part of any REAL military. Even during the draft we had standards he couldn't have met.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:36 am, #59789
Why do I question the honesty of you post S7-Timmy? Since a vast majority of the comments I've read from you show a complete lack of intelligence, integrity, honor, or patriotism. Don't try to stand with great folks of courage, you haven't earned it.
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:36 am, #59612
EXCELLENT! As a Vet, I thank you!

AMERICA - Taking sloth to a whole new level

TAGS: america sloth level
Rating: 3.45/5

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Boop - July 4, 2009, 4:49 pm, #92833
Okay, that's just f***ing pathetic.


TAGS: european american and russian inventions
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Renza - February 8, 2013, 6:49 am, #243317
isn't russia technically in asia and not europe?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:46 am, #222285
says the guy wit 0 posters made, and no avatar. make some jokes before you criticize others
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:28 pm, #222274
Europeans created invented the microscope. Russia is part of Europe. the1stCOMMI3 is an ignoramus.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:30 pm, #222060


THE 4TH OF JULY - has always been Roy's favorite holiday

TAGS: america 4th
Rating: 4.08/5

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THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future

TAGS: justin bieber sucks michael jackson ryan seacrest american idol
Rating: 3.92/5

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fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 2:58 am, #178687

AMERICANS - If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking Native American.

TAGS: americans native indians
Rating: 3.87/5

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falloutghoul - August 27, 2011, 7:02 pm, #223598
Finally, a TRUE patriot who tried to defend his country from invasion.
Kung-Fu Devil - March 11, 2011, 4:12 am, #214026
I think you missed my point. Actually... I know you missed my point.
MuthaLuva69 - March 11, 2011, 1:57 am, #214022
hahaha whoever made this is a complete utter idiot. the man in that ph**o is Sitting Bull who help in the killing General Custer. if anything he is a symbol of victory for the true Americans.
agdaniele - September 9, 2010, 9:11 pm, #192991
Well played.

JACOB'S LADDER... - Climb up or under it cause there is no in between in corporate America.

AMERICANS - ...everybody knows you're dumb. Live with it.

TAGS: americans
Rating: 2.88/5

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moooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 2:04 am, #76359
I know. I can't spell.......If they ever have an Emo music festival they might be concentrated enough for a tactical strike. Good thinking Sean.
Sean - April 29, 2009, 1:59 am, #76357
But these "nucular" weapons, if push comes to shove, we can use 'em on the Emo's, no?
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 1:53 am, #76355
They also gave us nuclear weapons and Emo's. nuff said aboot that.
Sean - April 29, 2009, 1:45 am, #76351
And they gave us "adam" -- a supreme dumbass.
adam - April 29, 2009, 1:40 am, #76349
AMERICANS-gave you the car, electricity, computers, the internet, and pretty much every other luxery you have. dumbass
barockeva - January 17, 2009, 5:07 pm, #52607
Of course it doesn't happen. Everyone knows you ride in the pouch.

SUICIDE - Of the West

TAGS: america liberalsim islam west
Rating: 2.74/5

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BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 11:09 pm, #116429
Well, that too...
Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:04 pm, #116420
Don't listen to him, Ajax. It's a trap! Everyone knows the forums are rife with rampant socialism and wholly bereft of even a vestigial modicum of Western cogitation. A mere scintilla at best lingers in the crevices, cowering in the shadows of angst.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:56 pm, #116416
Ajax...Love your point of view dude! But do me a favor, take it to the forums. Thanks man
Ajax - September 9, 2009, 10:52 pm, #116413
Funny, noawadays the only ones who live in the USA are living in the only vestige of western thinking left. As opposed to what, the UK? Europe? With yer f***ing rampant socialism and Eurotrash Union, not elected, making lasws you can't alter? Ha!
Sean - September 1, 2009, 4:20 pm, #113903
TODD SNYDER Find cartoon. Have someone explain to you. Write down explanation. Do "motifake" explaining cartoon. Feel superior. Ask mom if ok to stay up later.
Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2009, 2:29 pm, #113873
operative word from walker, Blind. While this is horribly demotivating, it ain't funny. Look up 'Satire', same point, but funny! Work on it.
Murer - September 1, 2009, 12:32 pm, #113846
Funny, nowadays the only ones who think of USA as the pillar of western civilization, are the USA citizens themselves
Walkerofskies - September 1, 2009, 10:51 am, #113837
One: once again someone has forgotten the meaning of this website Two: the real suicide of the west is people who blindly devote themselves to one cause.

AMERICA - In order to decrease the number of obese people, the standard weight for obesity was marked down.

TAGS: obesity in america
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by whizz

Sean - December 15, 2009, 3:37 pm, #146002
Sean - December 15, 2009, 3:37 pm, #146001
FORMELY OBESE MAN Melvin became Mellanie?
RAWR - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am, #145820
you mean marked up?

WARNING SIGNS - Spot Them Before Its Too Late

TAGS: american psycho warning sign little girl
Rating: 2.45/5

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agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 3:59 pm, #149364
Yes, yes, yes! 110% yes! Zed - FTW!
Zed - January 1, 2010, 3:56 pm, #149361
Eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some ****, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. You ask me, she's up to something.
Zed - January 1, 2010, 3:55 pm, #149360
That's no little girl. Quick, someone, call in the MIB's!
NYHCx845 - January 1, 2010, 2:34 pm, #149352
Look at the books she's carrying. Why would a little girl need/want to read the last one
The Goat - January 1, 2010, 2:06 am, #149255
I've got a daughter like that - she's 22 and in law school now...she even had hair that color when she was little

CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!

TAGS: captain america barack obama vs marvel comics avengers invaders
Rating: 2.27/5

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BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:29 pm, #190680
Looking like Obama. He's doin it rong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 1:24 am, #99304
The first 7 months show that America is losing. Sorry folks.


young american -

TAGS: bowie america rights freedoms hero s
Rating: 4.25/5

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Greybeard - March 28, 2014, 2:27 am, #253876
Inspiringly AWE5SOME...!!
chickenlittle - January 9, 2014, 11:42 pm, #252060
That is awesome!
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:27 pm, #252047
Well…….this is destined for greatness….somewhere beyond Motifake…waaaay beyond
MissPriss - January 9, 2014, 11:38 am, #252044

SO, YOU'RE A MILLIONAIRE WITH A MANSION? - Well I'm a middle class soldier with a billion dollar tank that can DESTROY you.

TAGS: america meme
Rating: 4/5

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JesusWept - December 2, 2012, 6:38 pm, #241147
One billion dollar for one tank?! No wonder the U.S. economy is going down :/

FREEDOM - Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A.

TAGS: military america usa arlington soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.29/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:56 pm, #105454
Thank you, FS.
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:49 am, #105135
Great poster WTFO.
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:02 am, #79137
Be a man! Pluck that last little bastard.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:42 pm, #79114
Anyone else notice how no matter how much you trim your nosehair. There's always one little bugger that drives you crazy....maybe it's just me.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:39 pm, #79110
Hey Stupid...Funny, glad to see you figured out how to use the Copy and Paste functions of your computer. May I suggest you find another of my posters titled "Self-Appointed "funny" police. If you don't like my posters....SUCK IT!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 2:23 pm, #78255
Yes it is.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:21 pm, #78251
Motifake is not your political soap box
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:23 am, #75073
Haar, I appreciate your kind words. You get it. While we disagree on many points, you provide support for your positions and we can discuss topics in a respectful manner. That is all I ask of anyone but when attacked I tend to respond. I hope he's done.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:21 am, #75072
Sean, I haven't yet checked out this "bulgy challenge". It sounds a little suspicious to me. I'm not sure I want to see your "bulgy". Why are you pushing this thing like a used car salesman?
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:20 am, #75071
Canuck, I don't quit when you call me a "racist" as your way of giving up arguing with me. Like I said elsewhere, I provide support and facts to back up my positions. You just use ignorant, unfounded attacks. So, bite me, eh.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 11:05 am, #74906
WTFO, those were well-reasoned counter-points. As noted, you've never slipped in to that mode with our discussions. And that's much appreciated.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:45 am, #74847
That`s exacty why you should kick his Fox "News" watching a**, by taking the Bulgy challenge.
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:34 am, #74845
Boy even when you give up arguing with this guy he just keeps going eh.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:30 am, #74843
Hey, you know who might be a Liberal? Bulgy. That's who. I mean, I once saw him drink Kool Aid. So go take the Bulgy challenge (3 lines max).
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:09 am, #74837
There are major problems with both parties. I disagree with certain decisions from both sides. However, the far left that controls the govt right now possess a philosophy that is far different than my own so they get the brunt of my criticizms.
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:07 am, #74835
pinko commies, facists, tofu-farting-tree-huggin hippies, Kool-aid guzzlers, etc (ha). Seriously, I try to reserve the liberal term for those who espouse the far-left agenda of socialism and either defend the left blindly or attack the right blindly...
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:04 am, #74834
Mr. Haar, I agree that a number of my comment chains have dropped to attacks. I certainly would prefer logical debates (and I get those as well). I try hard not to attack until attacked. Also, not everyone who disagrees with me is a "liberal". They can be
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:02 am, #74833
to form, you'll call me another name or distract from the facts. As a final note, I post what I like. Your whining about this being a humor site will not sway any of my actions. You don't like my posters, tough. Go find long-cat and get your giggles.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:59 pm, #74830
Agreement between our countries provide for intelligence sharing. Therefore, intel gathered by our CIA helps defend your freedoms as well as Canadian intel helps defend the US. See this is how a facts-based discussion looks like. However, if you stay true
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:58 pm, #74828
As for your a**ertion that the military and the CIA haven't protected Canada, you are again wrong. Through NORAD, US military partner with Canadian forces to protect the N. American continent (mostly with US systems and bases). As for the CIA, Memos of
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:56 pm, #74827
disagree with the socialist policies of the President and Congress doesn't make you racist. It's a pathetic defense mechinism being used by liberals and Dems right now. Much like the Reps unfairly used the term "unpatriotic" to quiet dissent after 9-11.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:54 pm, #74825
Canuck, I asked specifically what in any of my posters has been racist. You provided no proof. You just switched tactics to call the passive-aggressive racist. Again, you can't see into my mind or heart so screw you and your a**ertions. Just because you
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 8:49 am, #74413
I LOVE me some Paraguay!!!!
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:59 am, #74373
And truly, what does a Canadian national owe the CIA? If you can give me an answer, I'll concede that Canuck has no valid points. As has also been stated before, Canada and Mexico have one common problem between them.
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:56 am, #74371
Awright, I didn't want to get into it, but far too often I have seen WFTO's arguments denigrate to baseless personal attacks. Generally the phrase "liberal" is a**ociated with someone who doesn't share his viewpoint. Note: I have not been besmirched.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am, #74362
*forgive the "it's"
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am, #74361
Canuck, dude, yer arguing with members of the only empire in history NOT to collect tribute from it's "colonies", satellites, and protectorate states. And they don't see that as a problem. Go figure.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:07 am, #74360
section for a reason. I also noticed it does not say Positive comments only. Maybe i will leave arguing on the internet to those who have the time. I wonder if this site will ever return to what it was before it became a soapbox.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:00 am, #74357
Actually a small town in northwestern Ontario. I grew up surrounded by american tourists, all asking silly igloo and dog sled questions. Maybe i wound up a little jaded. I'm not sure what "troll" means for sure but i do know this site has a comments secti
Sean - April 20, 2009, 11:31 pm, #74354
Mark, friend ... I AM Canadian. Since when has that not been enough for you? Hmmmm?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:56 pm, #74344
I don't leave the USA unless I have to. Every Canadian I've met has been in uniform and we were supporting them. Maybe that's why they were so pro-American. But go ahead...tell me what points are valid in Canuck's comments. The 1 about it not being funny?
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:37 pm, #74336
Ever been to Canada? They don't all love us, any more than all Americans love Paraguay. The racist comment was out of line, as WTFO has never made any indication of such leanings. Some of the rest of that post was on the mark, though.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:27 pm, #74333
...has been pro-American. His comment calling WTFO a racist is without any basis whatsoever. I believe that Canuck is just another Timmy Troll.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:25 pm, #74331
I don't think his comments are valid at all. Like I said, I think he's just trolling for a fight. The poster is not arrogant at all. It's truthful and patriotic. His comments are uncalled for and are inciting argument. Every Canadian I've met in person...
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:10 pm, #74327
I think he's got some valid points, Mark. It's been said that if the national illness of the USA is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. Would it make a difference if he was Slovakian?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 9:48 pm, #74319
After reading through all of these comments, it seems to me that Canuck is cut from the same "Timmy Cloth" as Dr. Rank and Neerow. I think he's nothing more than a trolling a** wipe. I doubt that he's Canadian. I'll bet he's in g** Commune in California.
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 5:45 pm, #74277
The caption says "brought to you" not brought to americans. The poster is fine the caption is the problem. Am i wrong in thinking this is a humor site! and therefore the posters should at least be an attempt at humor?
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:41 pm, #74267
...did you maybe misinterpret the meaning and then get into it with WTFO? Or were you just spoilin' for a tussle with him? Just asking!!!
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:39 pm, #74266
Ummmm, yeah. Canuck? Why are you even concerned with commenting about how free Americans are or aren't? The poster is clearly aimed at the US and doesn't imply that anyone else (like Canada) owes their freedom to us. Just wonderin' why you stepped in...
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 3:54 pm, #74261
Many of your posters have a basis in racism even if it is passive aggressive racism. I am not from Quebec.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:33 am, #74170
On a more serious note, Parti Quebecois is more than welcome to take a long walk off a short pier, preferably at Greater Slave Lake right before a freeze.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:27 am, #74168
Oh, it's not going to be a military invasion, per se. They're sending over thought-control beams from their CBC affiliates. See what happened in Detroit and Buffalo?
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:17 am, #74165
from the North border. I'm not worried. Most Canadians are great and those who subscribe to the Quebec style of thought are too pathetic and weak to be of any real danger.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:15 am, #74164
Too funny. Like I've said, I've worked with great folks from Canada through NORAD type a**ignments. I just don't like this prick and his accusations and personal attacks. I used the same joke on a former boss of mine who was from Alaska. As for a threat
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:54 am, #74155
So I like the joke *looks around nervously*, but since 80% of the populace is within 100 miles of the border, I am ever cognizant of the threat of invasion as well. Google Canadian World Domination to see the plans.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:45 am, #74154
Ouch! It's ironic for me, because several Iditarod contenders train within 60 miles of me, including a 3 or 4 time champion. And yes, I'm in the States, but not too far off the border. I've found there's a lot to like about our neighbors to the North.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 1:30 am, #74152
Now, for Haar, I'll inject some levity. Do you know why they don't teach *** education and driver's education on the same day in Canuck's home town? ... It's too rough on the sled dogs.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:32 am, #74140
racism knows that I don't give a d*** what color someone's skin is. You (and several others) have once again proven a quote by Peter Brimelow, "the modern definition of a 'racist' is someone winning an argument with a liberal". So, f*** OFF MOTHER f***ER!
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:30 am, #74138
resort to the dumbass liberal standby, by trying to label me a racist. I don't back down from bull**** like that. You can take your accusation and stuff it up your socialist a** you low-life Quebec faggot. Anyone who has seen my comments on the topic of
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:28 am, #74137
While I appreciate your attempt at levity, Haar, there needs to be something else pointed out. This canadian piece of **** called me a racist. You have obviously lost the debate due to your lack of facts or support for you ignorant positions so you had to
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 11:41 pm, #74129
Heh. Yeah, I'd figure as much, especially with the playoffs. Just trying to interject some levity.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 3:20 pm, #74063
If i had that kind of career i would be too busy nailing hockey s**ts to check out these posters.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 1:39 pm, #74043
Oh. I thought you were playing for Vancouver.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:37 pm, #74041
Im a canadian you idiots i owe nothing to your goverment and have far more freedom than any american. If you feel singled out wtfo maybe its because of all the racist and hateful crap you post. Why not use wit instead of inflammatory nonsense?
Passer By - April 19, 2009, 9:03 am, #74004
You Canuck are the one who started out making a brainless comment. Keep your opinions up there in the north country and quit stinking up the place down here in a country that's free.
HtD - April 19, 2009, 3:25 am, #73973
Like you, he gains sustenance from talking about politics. Instead of eating a sammich, a conversation about the social policies of Obama will hit the spot.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:14 am, #73940
Finally, why does it seem that you are seeking out my posters for you ignorance and attacks? Do you have a crush? Are you lonely and need of attention? I suggest you buy a dog, I'm spoken for.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:12 am, #73939
sent us to Iraq where we could eliminate a dictator who was a danger to his neighbors, Israel, the US and his own people. Don't talk about bravery since you obviously have no idea what it means. Risking you life to bring freedom to others is brave.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:11 am, #73937
since the 1970s. Our enemies cross into several countries. We were attacked on 9-11, but the liberal lie is that our war is only with Al Qaida. They are one of many threats to this nation and the world. Pres Bush was smart enough to realize that fact and
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:08 am, #73936
enjoy. If you live in the US, then your freedom was absolutely provided to you by the govt, military and the CIA. If you are too ignorant to realize that fact then there is no hope for you. As far as the war, radical Islam has been at war with the US
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:05 am, #73935
I'd love to know who made you the motifake humor judge, Canuck. I also see no arrogance in this poster, I see appreciation, patriotism and respect for those who understand that the freedom we enjoy in the US is earned by a small few for all of us to
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 8:03 pm, #73886
By the way passer by you are so witty, could you keep making brainless comments without making an actual point. That sorta thing always makes me chuckle. Maybe you could explain how this poster is not arrogant and is funny? Its not a demotivational poster
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:59 pm, #73884
Be proud to be sentient, proud to be intelligent or proud to pass on a willingness to accept others. Race and Nationality are not things you earned they were given to you. You cant be proud of something you did not earn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:56 pm, #73883
My freedom was not in any way provided by the American Gov't or the C I A. Need I remind you that fighting a war YOU started does not make you brave. But ending it would. Its because of this kind of angry pride that your kids grow up to hate for no reason
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:00 am, #73808
Yes you are Canuck.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:46 am, #73806
Wow arrogant! and not funny!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:02 am, #56890
Trying to answer you is a waste of time Timmy, you wouldn't understand.
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:32 am, #56868
Truth hurts, don't it? :P
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:50 pm, #53884
Blah, blah, blah, Timmy.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:25 pm, #53799
If the military and the CIA are bringing us freedom, why do they keep letting the government pass laws that restrict it?

DEMOCRACY - When "God bless America" starts flashing, just press the button, miss.


TAGS: life time future human nature politic corporation government lobby progress africa america dream
Rating: 3.05/5

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realitysucks - September 16, 2009, 12:59 pm, #118365
can you say "out of context"?

AMERICAN DOLLARS - It only took two ...

TAGS: american dollar soldier arab boy war
Rating: 2.53/5

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Wazzo - June 26, 2009, 3:24 pm, #90329
Daft soldier spelling ftw. The 'then' should be 'than' if anyone noticed, or even cared.
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:55 pm, #90102
ur only 2% likely to die in Iraq as a U.s soldier... Iraq is just frequently slandered my the media... Just like how some ppl on the internet slander other cultures, races, etc. (and boy there are SOME CHARACTERS on the web) :P
guest - June 25, 2009, 6:52 pm, #90006
well no.. your safer with a *corpse* then Iraq.

STANDING FOREVER - will be the American spirit.

STUPID FOREIGNERS - Unfortunately for them the only thing that has changed in the America is the color of the president.

TAGS: america
Rating: 2.1/5

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Toussaint - April 12, 2009, 10:57 am, #72453
If Europe thinks Jerry Lewis is funny and likes David Hasselhoff music, then they can't see BHO's mask of lies and ambitions.
HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:22 am, #72406
So I guess he suckered the whole world too.
fluffykin5 - March 31, 2009, 2:19 pm, #69290
1L Didn't wait for the full situation to spawn. Mostly because of Obama

PROHIBITION, HUH? - Jewish Ingenuity Kicking Some Serious Sacramental Ass


TAGS: viking america immigrant illegal
Rating: 4.71/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 2, 2012, 8:54 pm, #241153
If the Indians had been smart enough to figure out how to make bronze, they probably wouldn't have had a problem. Has anyone ever seen a Pre-Columbian sword?
PapaFox - December 2, 2012, 6:51 pm, #241148
Who needs a green card when you've got a big frickin' sword.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Do they have "In Capitalist America..." jokes?

N33RDS -

TAGS: pzy n33rds american pie this one time at band camp
Rating: 4.3/5

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Derek - May 15, 2011, 7:26 am, #218584
Makes more sense in places where "router" is pronounced like "rooter".
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am, #218543
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am, #218542
I read thin in her voice
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:48 am, #218530
ROR! The Aussie made a funny!
tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:47 am, #218518
Awesome! 5 CAT-5's cables.

MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...

TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am, #220910
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks a**!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am, #220908
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm, #166332
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm, #166206
"We'll put a boot up your a**! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm, #166205
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm, #166204
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing a*** ra** with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm, #166162
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm, #166140
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm, #166138
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am, #166137
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am, #166097
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?

WAR - America Learns Geography, As The Rest Of The World Loses Some.

TAGS: war america world home destroyed
Rating: 3.67/5

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pzykosiz - October 17, 2010, 6:41 pm, #198701
very true


TAGS: retirement plan american gothic
Rating: 3.43/5

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Cubbybear - February 7, 2009, 2:59 pm, #57590
What about the weekend at Bernie's?It's gone now

MILITARY RULE #13 - Tracer rounds work in both directions!

TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.36/5

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WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:39 am, #108621
How about (since I'm Air Force) we call in an air strike with GPS munitions instead?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:38 am, #108620
Good point. Definitely more noticable at night than the day but an excellent observation.
spencer - August 14, 2009, 2:55 pm, #108414
dont mean to argu with the rules. but doesn't firing the gun alone give away your position. it is a big flash.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 10:55 pm, #86776
Valid point. Just hope he doesn't have friends.
ranger - June 13, 2009, 10:09 pm, #86767
only if you're still alive after the first round


TAGS: americas finest patton military thanks
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sean - August 17, 2010, 11:22 am, #189751
Wow, an annoying bumper sticker becomes an even more annoying comment. Do you hav3e any t-shirts you'd also like to quote (without attribution, of course)?
jameswnash - August 17, 2010, 12:33 am, #189734
If you can not stand behind the soldier's who puttheir lives on the line so you can sleep at night, then by all means feel free to stand in front of them
Imants - January 5, 2010, 10:31 pm, #150517
Janitors are people, who are also doing far more than their jobs. They're probably doind some of your moms too.
Da5id - December 30, 2009, 11:03 am, #148984
These are men doing far more than 'just a job'... they are upholding an ideal, the ideal that enables you to play on this website among others.
Spangle - October 11, 2009, 12:11 am, #125691
But they were just men doing a job. Yes it's a good cause and all but still. You'd be praying to god if your dustmen never turned up each week!
doofenshmirtz - August 12, 2009, 9:11 pm, #107755
Hell Yah!!!! You couldn't be any more right.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 6:05 pm, #107705
Better that they were still alive though.
Agent K - August 12, 2009, 4:30 pm, #107670
Well Said

BROKE & STOOPID - This is how the UNITED STATES government likes to WORK.

TAGS: lohan us america
Rating: 3.31/5

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440wakeup - August 9, 2011, 8:14 pm, #222807
I knew all these economic riot suggest that
mariand - August 9, 2011, 5:14 am, #222754
that's the rule in many other countries


TAGS: americans canada
Rating: 3.07/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 7:51 pm, #198715
Watch yourself new guy. There are a lot of Canadians on this site.
TheOmegaMan - October 17, 2010, 7:20 pm, #198711
What else can be said? Canadians love to go down on Americans...I mean TO America just like Pamela Anderson did.
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:51 pm, #87257
But I hear that they keep a diary of when the Gov's window blinds are open and closed, eH!
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 3:33 pm, #87251
Lemme see...He had a big, long nose...a stupid-looking hat - with big antlers on it no less...and an "I hate Sarah Palin" b***on on his lapel.
Sean - June 15, 2009, 2:48 pm, #87243
Uhmmm, LD, buddy, this doctor you saw, did you ahve to cross any borders to get to his and/or her office? Just a little theory I'm working on.
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:53 pm, #87228
Back from the panic...saw a Doctor aboot the speech-thingy. He said "Drink a bag of milk and call me in the morning."
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:52 pm, #87227
Is there any cure for that peculiar speech impediment you guys have up there, eh? OH SH*T! You guys didn't say it was contagious! What's that aboot??? AUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
mooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:10 am, #87121
obviously they do. I'm allowed an hour of internet after group sessions, aren't I.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:08 am, #87118
Ya'll need some serious psychiatric help. Hope CanadaCare pays for that too.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:49 pm, #87111
Had to get some of my composure back. You got me good.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:44 pm, #87108
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I see what you did there.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:42 pm, #87107
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:40 pm, #87105
Apparently not.... you're still messaging.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:28 pm, #87102
I can take a joke. I take my life don't I?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm, #87101
Long-winded explanation aside, well played, mooooooooo.... well played, indeed. (dance, puppets!)
moooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm, #87100
so it was at -50% before? Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm, #87099
I'm a fan of any cruelty of that sort. I don't use it much, as the people who are use that cop-out make me want to hurt puppies. They have a sense of humor right up until it's something unfunny to them.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:25 pm, #87098
It's funny because I really do have a sister. And that b**** drives me nuts.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:24 pm, #87097
Deep breath... ok. My admiration for you just went up 150%
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:24 pm, #87096
I know I'm a terrible person. Fictional Jesus is very, very angry with me.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:23 pm, #87095
You bastard! d*** near typed an apology for joking about your moose-whoring sister. Heard she did a wallaby once ... but all in all, still didn't care for Australia.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:21 pm, #87093
Daaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!! Hook, line and sinker. I go nuts over the "don't go there" stuff.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:21 pm, #87092
Godd*** comments. I need to refresh more.
mooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:20 pm, #87091
Nah, I was just f***ing with ya,Eh?.......Yeah, I went there.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:20 pm, #87090
Thanks for what? Me? Putting this on me?
moooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:15 pm, #87089
I knew that was gonna bite me in the a**.Bobviously I was directing that at WTFO and ME. My sister passed away last week (cancer) So thanks for that.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:14 pm, #87088
When money runs all systems, this is what you get... America. There is a lot of good to say about advances in medicine from our universities. On the other hand, pharmaceutical companies pay lots of money to make sure cures don't come about too quickly.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:13 pm, #87087
And don't call me Christ. Thor or Zeus, are both fine.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:12 pm, #87086
Oh, sorry moooooooooooooooooo. Is there any truth to the rumor that a moose once did your sister?
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:11 pm, #87085
It might be that at the end of the day, America remains the exception for reasons that have nothing to do with ideology. But we of course wish them well.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:10 pm, #87084
Christ! Shut up already. This site is supposed to be funny not informative.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:10 pm, #87083
Those are some good points Me, but I think our American friends have some difficulties that Canadians don't. One seems to be illegal immigration (coupled with the inability to legally deny critical medical care), the other seems to be the Tort system ...
Me - June 14, 2009, 11:05 pm, #87082
All that being said, as much as I despise the Government having a hand in any sort of service outside of Military and Police, I don't really see any viable option. Leaving the poor to die, is inhumane, me paying for me and then them is bad business...
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:59 pm, #87080
And one other myth is this notion of "Rationed Care." I think that any Canadian here will attest that health care is not rationed in any way, save if you count Triage as rationing, but since all hospitals I know of use triage...including those in the US
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:53 pm, #87076
With Care being the operative word vice Insurance. This system a**umes that it is every citizens responsibility to contribute to ensure that everyone is cared for. That being said you still need a Gov. Issued Health Card to receive any benefits.
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:51 pm, #87075
The American's work on a system of Health Insurance, where those who can pay do, those who can't (or are under Fed Coverage) are paid for by the taxpayer. Canada, and most other industrialized countries, use a system of Health Care
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:49 pm, #87073
WTFO, I know it's a common myth. And I appreciate the retraction. I think the difference in the health care is as you state a very complex problem. I (personally) believe it to come down to a difference in semantics.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:55 pm, #86981
insurance and they will make the govt's available for those poor disinfranchised folks. But who the hell is going to pay for insurance when Uncle Sam is giving it as an entitlement? Nobody and the taxpayers will pay the bill.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:54 pm, #86980
and see for yourself how well those programs work. Also, the US health care costs are high because taxpayers are already paying for the uninsured and illegal aliens' health care. The govt is telling us now that if we want we can keep our current health
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:53 pm, #86979
my own experience as a US serviceman on how well our govt handles health care. They provide us with a govt procured (read lowest bidder) HMO, TriCare (or as we call it Tri to get Care). When you retire from service you go to the VA. Do a little research
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:47 pm, #86978
they need. However, there are Americans that go to Canada due to cost issues. In both countries the quality of hospitals vary wildly. While the one you speak of may be great, other provinces are a different story according to my research. I can speak from
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:44 pm, #86977
Adam, your statements overreach the truth. The World Health Org lists Canada as 30th in the world. Also, there a Canadians that come to the US when they get tired of the red ***e of a "single-payer" govt insurance and they can't find the specialized care
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:42 pm, #86976
Me, you are correct that the 9-11 terrorists did not come into the US via Canada. My mistake and I apologize to Canada. Unfortunately, it's a common myth.
Me - June 14, 2009, 4:25 pm, #86958
WTFO, you're wrong the attackers did NOT come across the Canadian border, heres a ref, but look it up ANYWHERE: http://www.nationalpost.com/scripts/story.html?id=1520295
Adam - June 14, 2009, 3:43 pm, #86953
because they can't afford the ****ty health care you guys have. They're afraid of losing everything they have to hospital bills, so they come up here to get the treatment they need without worrying about massive bills.
Adam - June 14, 2009, 3:41 pm, #86952
WTFO, thats bull****. People do not come to USA for special surgeries. Canada has some of the best doctors and surgeons in the world, particularlt here in Edmonton at the U of A. I've met many people who have come from USA to get treatment in Canada
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 2:33 pm, #74054
One of the differences between Reagan and GWB was that Reagan was smart enough to move on to a new enemy every year or two. Keeps things fresh, y'know? Bush picked only one (rather, was picked by) and kept it.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 2:28 pm, #74052
It's actually not much of a secret that governing bodies try to unite the people by giving them a common enemy. Principle's been around since ancient Greece. Why? Because it works.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 2:01 pm, #74048
mostly. Christian, jew, muslim no matter they all perpetuate hate for hates sake. You are obviously obsessed with whatever allows you to hate the most! Keep your focus hate and thats all we will ever have.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:57 pm, #74046
And then you taught them to fly planes. Typical to look for anyone else to blame. Arrogant pride led to the infiltration of your country. No 1 person/country carries as much blame for the 3 towers as the u.s itself. Actually organized religion is at fault
Mr. Shiny - April 19, 2009, 2:38 am, #73965
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:37 am, #73964
"Yes, but your country let them in."
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:37 am, #73963
"Yes, but your country let them in."
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:36 am, #73962
Just as an historical interjection, if I may. When it was pointed out to our then Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, I think by an American journalist, that the attackers did indeed enter the U.S. from Canada, his immediate retort was words to the effect of
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:36 am, #73961
Just as an historical interjection, if I may. When it was pointed out to our then Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, I think by an American journalist, that the attackers did indeed enter the U.S. from Canada, his immediate retort was words to the effect of
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:51 am, #73954
the Battle of 1812. No one believes the same results would occur in 2009. I work with some great Canadian forces and they do not share you illusions. Also, let's not forget that the 9-11 attackers that came here illegally came across your border with us.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:47 am, #73953
For Canuck, your health care is rationed and those who need specialized meds or operations come to the US, it can also cost you in excess of 40% in taxes. As for being civil, you should take your own advice. The war you are thumping your chest about was
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:02 am, #73810
Whataya gonna do hit us with hockey sticks? Quit bein' a canadian **** sucker.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:59 am, #73807
Well we do have free health care, clean water, and a much higher standard of living. Don't be such a U.S.A-hole baron, neighbors should be civil. And don't forget what happened last time you guys got brave and crossed our borders.
Baron von Tofurkey - April 11, 2009, 4:25 am, #72209
We Americans look up to you Canadians like a kleenex looks at the bloody mucus deposited into it.
Sean - January 5, 2009, 11:56 am, #49475
Is that why yous guys keep calling me an a**hat? P.S.: wot's a a**hat?
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 7:19 am, #49433
LOL and Props to Sean for being our hat and covering America's bald spot!

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